ABOUT

Built for jerks. About jerks.

Total Jerks is a tackle-gear satire shop run by anglers who twitch suspending plastic when other people are still drinking coffee. We pick the gear we'd actually buy, link to Amazon, and pocket a couple of pennies per click. That's it.

What we promise: No paid placements. No "sponsored picks" pretending to be reviews. No brand-tier deals that quietly rearrange our editor's-pick ranks. If a $9 jerkbait outfishes a $40 one, we'll say so. (See: the Husky Jerk, every March, since 1936.)

What we won't do: Send you to a product we wouldn't buy ourselves, even when the affiliate payout would be bigger. Run banner ads. Sell your email. Pretend to be a 47-person editorial team when we're four people and a dog named Bilge.

Questions, corrections, complaints, fish photos: contact@totaljerks.com.